boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato

Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato

(Source: weenlebowski)

(Source: am003)

thesulfurandthesea:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

oh my GOD

thesulfurandthesea:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

oh my GOD

which horny geologist named this mineral

(Source: basedgosh)

fe-de:

yum

fe-de:

yum

(Source: jeffkooons)