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This drawing turned out to be such a nuisance.




name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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i have never laughed so hard in my life


tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

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do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

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i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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