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geekycuttlefish:

apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

Don’t forget the sassy poc best friend of the main character

(via this-adventure-begins)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via punkmonksteven)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
feministlikeme:

mas0n-jars:

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched






BOOM.
gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
tolaughterandbeyond:


SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
staff:

fishingboatproceeds:

david:

fishingboatproceeds:

Hanging out with tumblr founder and out-of-focus individual David Karp.

!!!

Reblogging tumblr founder David Karp because he is so excited about being out of focus.

Reblogging John Green because he looks so proud to be in focus. 
  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

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imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.