itsagifnotagif:

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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burgrs:

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

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dankmemeuniversity:

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fireable:

hope everyone’s titties are out on this good thursday

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radiofreeslowzone:

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

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valtsv:

valtsv:

OnlyMe. an app that’s just you posting for yourself.

tumblr if you’re using it right

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dont-give-a-fuck-club:

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

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glassesanddreads:

glassesanddreads:

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

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cats-andothercrap:

“I hope that you never, not even for one second, become a secondary character in your own story.”

— My spanish teacher, giving me some life advice I didn’t know I needed. (via moncts)